Saturday, June 18, 2005
Having a foot"ball"
Our Australian rules football players are a classic example of man at his finest, fit, toned, chiselled perfection. They are highly tuned athletes, capable of sporting brilliance with fantastic marks, kick super-human goals - just all-round co-ordination.
Why is it that then, that these perfect physical specimens, capable of so much still find it impossible to give each other a co-ordinated high five? When they kick some magical goal that I couldn't even manage on an x-box they run up to each other and always miss the high five or high ten, and instead do some sloppy fresh air kung-fu move. This vexes me. I find that they lack a bit of personality and depth too, based on second-hand female information.
Why is it that then, that these perfect physical specimens, capable of so much still find it impossible to give each other a co-ordinated high five? When they kick some magical goal that I couldn't even manage on an x-box they run up to each other and always miss the high five or high ten, and instead do some sloppy fresh air kung-fu move. This vexes me. I find that they lack a bit of personality and depth too, based on second-hand female information.
